Cartagena: Kilts and Coconuts : Adventures and Misadventures in Cartagena

Andy and Anya, at the top of Convent of Santa Cruz de la Popa

Nestled on Colombia’s Caribbean coast, Cartagena is a vibrant tapestry of history, culture, and natural beauty. Our family recently swapped the misty hills of Scotland (even though we live in Austin, TX, let’s roll with this thought) for this sun-soaked paradise, and let me tell you, it was quite the adventure!

As we stepped into Cartagena’s Old Town, we were immediately transported back in time. The narrow, winding streets lined with colorful colonial buildings were a far cry from our usual view of Edinburgh Castle. Our first stop was the iconic Clock Tower, which, unlike most things in Colombia, actually ran on time. A wee miracle, that!

One of the highlights of our trip was visiting the Convent of Santa Cruz de la Popa. Perched atop the highest point in Cartagena, this 17th-century convent offers breathtaking panoramic views of the city. By the time we reached the top, I was sweating more than a glass bottle of Irn Bru in a sauna, but och, the view was worth it!

No visit to Cartagena is complete without exploring the imposing Castillo San Felipe de Barajas. I told the kids it was built to keep the English out, just like Hadrian’s Wall. They bought it, bless ’em. The maze-like tunnels felt oddly familiar – not unlike navigating Edinburgh after a night at the pub.

Now, let me tell ye about the wildlife. We saw monkeys swinging from trees, parrots squawking, and toucans flying about. It was like a tropical version of Glasgow’s Necropolis, only with less neds and more feathers.

Food played a central role in our Cartagena experience. We started our mornings at Café San Alberto, where I confused the barista by asking for a “wee hauf n hauf.” For lunch, we often grabbed arepas and empanadas from street vendors – delicious, but I couldn’t help thinking they’d be even better deep-fried. Tasty wee things, basically akin to Colombian kebab and a bridie . And don’t get me started on their “Club Colombia” beer. It’s nae Tennent’s, but after a day in that heat, it tasted like liquid gold.

To delve deeper into Cartagena’s history, we booked a tour with Sion Tours. Our guide regaled us with tales of pirates and treasure fleets, which sounded suspiciously like a rowdy night out in Glasgow.

One of the most memorable parts of our trip was wandering through the various neighborhoods. The bohemian vibe of Gethsemane was a stark contrast to our usual haunts back home. The Vaults, now full of colorful shops, reminded me of my wallet after a trip to the gift shops – empty but full of memories.

As we strolled along the massive stone walls that encircle the Old Town, watching the sunset paint the sky in brilliant hues, we reflected on what makes Cartagena so special. It’s a city where history comes alive at every corner, where the warmth of the people matches the tropical climate, and where family adventures create lasting memories.

Tips for families visiting Cartagena:
1. Visit attractions early to beat the heat. If you think Scottish summers are warm, you’re in for a shock!
2. Bring plenty of water and sunscreen – factor 50 is your new best friend.
3. Try the local fruit juices. They’re like Irn-Bru, but actually made from fruit.
4. Take breaks in shaded plazas to rest and soak in the atmosphere.
5. Consider hiring a guide to gain deeper insights into the city’s rich history.

Cartagena exceeded our expectations as a family destination. It offers a perfect blend of educational experiences, cultural immersion, and fun activities for all ages. Whether you’re exploring ancient fortresses, indulging in delicious cuisine, or simply soaking in the colonial atmosphere, Cartagena is sure to capture your heart. So pack your bags (kilts optional), bring your sense of adventure, and prepare to fall in love with this Caribbean paradise!

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